simplydalektable:

nevillegonnagiveuup:

justanotherdayinlife:

animalcrackersinmyblog:

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

I just got this joke. Granted, the last time I actually sat down and watched the whole movie was when I was 14, but for my entire life I thought it was a “you two are not good looking people” joke. I just realized it’s a “that’s obviously a dude in drag, but I don’t care about who you love when it comes to love” joke.

My god am I a fucking idiot.

She fucking throws glitter. How much more obvious does it get.

THE FUCKING EPIPHANY.

Apparently, in the Norwegian version she actually says “Brave of you to come out of the closet.” 

OH MY GOD

(Source: disneyyandmore)

• (I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
• Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
• Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
• Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
• Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
• (I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)

olgg:

kittyrawh:

thefreshprinceofbelgravia:

moriartea:

a-study-in-stink:

sakibatch:

vendemiaires:

adele wins an oscar

a distance scream is heard

she’s not even an actress leo cries

he doesnt mean it screams benedict cumberbatch

‘I’m so sorry’, adds Tom Hiddleston

fuck you i won a bafta yells martin freeman

I’m Iron Man shouts Robert Downy Jr,

I’m Robert Downey Jr. shouts Tony Stark

AND I’M JAVERT. DO NOT FORGET MY NAME sings Russell Crowe.

whhoreo:

stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿

stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿

stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿

stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿

1. stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿

• stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿ 

 they saved this website from shutting down and they said they’re not changing anything so shut the fuck up (︶ω︶)

lucyintheskywithducks:

perspicaciousbovril:

There’s always that one fictional character that you have such a complicated relationship with because you love them but you also know that if they were real you’d punch them in the face at least once a day

rnickey:

i was funny once but it was an accident

(Source: snapchatting)

antisociallysplendid:

punziepond:

punziepond:

shoes-are-for-poos:

I made a  bet with my friends that this would get 10,000+ notes, so help me out and show them how us whovians role!

GUYS SERIOUSLY MY LITTLE BROTHERS MIDDLE SCHOOL SUCKS AND EVERYBODY IS A DICK PLEASE HELP HIM OUT I KNOW YOU WHOVIAN FOLLOWERS WILL HELP ME OUT HERE

REALLY GUYS COME ON WE CAN DO BETTER THAN 25 NOTES FOR REAL

i got this

irresponsibleeyouth:

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

angrynerdyblogger:

do you ever just “what the fuck is the point” so hard that you stop everything you’re doing and stare and pretty much wonder why you don’t vanish from existence because the level of done you are should pretty much deconstruct your biological makeup

Oh Hugh, don’t ever grow a beard that long